After Hours – 5 Reasons James Bond Might Be the Worst Spy Ever
He’s the least secretive secret agent ever, a drunk who cares more about the woman he’s boning than the Queen, and cost the Western world more than he could possibly save them. And it’s all by design. Make sure you watch the end of the video for a special message from Stoll. SUBSCRIBE HERE: www.youtube.com See more www.cracked.com LIKE us on www.facebook.com FOLLOW us on: www.twitter.com FOLLOW us on: cracked.tumblr.com
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Depends. Are you a tranny?
Why can’t my late night conversations be this competitive, well-informed, and just plain fun?
Simple answer: he’s a timelord.
Not cool, bro.
after extensive research I have discovered that she is, in fact, a girl. (no joke i searched for a while to find her name, which is katie)
is that girl a dude?
I didn’t even notice him! Then again, I was busy staring at Katie and exercising my right arm.
Oh yeah, whoops.
Anyway, I’m still pretty sure spies aren’t used as assassins, unless you mean as like a part time job or something. I could be wrong though.
You mean because of the house and the graves of his parents with ‘Bond’ on them? I suppose. I feel like if you give it time the fans who really obsess over these sorts of things will figure out a way around that lol.
you can apply the argument at 4:06 to the question posed at 1:43 after all, a mission where bond can quietly do his job like a professional would be a pretty uneventful movie…its only worth making a movie about where shit goes wrong and really exciting stuff happens.
Except that “Skyfall” points to James Bond being a one real person.
@Mech610 maybe your onto something
Isn’t it possible that the Lazenby Bond went after the man who killed Teresa out of some sort of sense of honor. Like, this was the key mission his predecessor failed, so he felt obligated to finish it for him and get revenge on his behalf.
The house always wins.
Actually, he’s wrong, I’m right, and you’re half right. we aren’t talking about agents, or Bond, we’re talking about the difference between spies and assassins. other than that, yes. you are correct.
The name is Please…
Bitch Please.
I thought that for those certain movies that say that he is James Bond, he is Bond. But at some point he does have to die so as a tribute, any future 007 is codenamed after him and that would fall onto any movie that doesn’t let you know for sure that he is really named Bond. So maybe that will bring an illusion of immortality to enemies.
Maybe I’m wrong, but that’s just what I think.
didn’t realize the girl was a girl till she started talking lol…thought she was a guy with a wig
if you want to get technical, agent, assassin, and spy aren’t people…they’re jobs. simply descriptions of what people do. Bond is an agent, spy, and an assassin all at the same time. he’s been sent to kill people, he’s been sent to gather intel, and he works for an agency. none of those words by themselves fully describe James Bond but every one is accurate.
Or he’s a timelord…
6:25 – Katie: stay AWAY from my Soren
They Killed Cody! You Bastards!
Actually, you’re both wrong.
Bond is an agent.
Spies live undercover with the enemy and report information back to their superiors.
Assassins are tasked solely with eliminating one or more targets.
Agents are tasked with completing a mission, usually stealing, sabotage, extraction or execution. An agent can be sent on an assassin mission but you rarely send assassins to complete missions other than execution (although 47 has done before). Spies do nothing except sneak around and taddle.
Re-read my comment. I said spies CAN be assassins, but spies are not a “Kind of assassin”. They’re two different things. you can be a spy without killing people, but assassins, by definition, kill people.
Exactly, Spies are a kind of Assassin.